You’ll stop everything when your child decides to fall asleep on you.
You understand Bill Cosby’s correlation between a sick kid and glazed donuts.
You plan everything you will get done when your child falls asleep on car ride home.
You realize while planning your child will wake up.
You never underestimate the success of a good transfer.
You don’t mind snot being your new lotion for a few days especially on the shoulders.
You determine the strength of poops by number of wipes.
You mad dash scramble to get as much done during a 45 minute nap.
Your perfume not by choice is spit up.
You’ve mastered picking noses.
You have to buy more memory for your phone’s photo and video storage.
Your designer glasses are the new favorite chew toy, naturally.
You finally spend time to do your hair only to have it up in 2 minutes.
You have Prosecco during play dates.
You’re crying at every Gerber commercial.
You realize you’re turning into your mother.
Your razor blades have rusted.
….and for some laughs I put this together for ya.
Ate a chicken wing
Listened to old rap
Yelled at the tv watching football
Fell into a toilet bowl
Wore men’s cologne
Separated colors and whites
Enjoyed sour candy
Was so excited to see someone (still)
Cooked a Thanksgiving turkey
Left dishes in the sink
Enjoyed sitting in hot tubs
Loved writing love notes
Happy Thanksgiving week! So looking forward to celebrating Carter’s first turkey day. It’s pretty easy to determine this year what I am thankful for…the most amazing, health and happy little boy. We are so blessed to have wonderful family, friends, a growing business, a new house and each other. As I’ve said before here, I love that I live the most extraordinary ordinary life. Couldn’t ask for anything else!
As you head into the holidays (Happy Hannukah friends!), here’s some reading links for ya:
Ever have a day you feel stupid? These people will make you feel better.
Stop yelling at your kids.
We made individual breakfast bowls this weekend. They were delicious! (see here)
CANNOT WAIT to start this with Carter.
These parents rock.
Made one of these for Carter this weekend and I’m pretty excited about it.
Please tell me you’ve met this little boy and you’re heart melted.
I made a wish list. I mean, birthday and Christmas coming up.
The world isn’t THAT bad.
I mean, this is just genius.
At night, I fall asleep looking around and I have no control.