You Know You’re A Mom When…

Jun 26th

You Know You're A Mom

 

You Know You’re A Mom When…..

 

…..you can function on minimal sleep

…..you’ll stay in an uncomfortable position if it means you’re baby is sleeping

….you’re schedule revolves around draining the boobs

…..you laugh while getting peed on

…..your late night pillow talk is all about poop

…..you say “it’s the cutest thing ever!” probably every other sentence

…..your iPhone photo gallery is now mainly photos of your child, an improvement from only food

…..you’re no longer grossed out by poop and boogers

…..you’re willing to kill a spider crawling near your child (though deathly afraid)

…..you administer pump and dump

…..you create horrible out of tune songs that your child somehow loves (for now)

…..your choice of measurement is in ounces

…..you find yourself talking in a high-pitched baby voice to strangers