You Know You’re A Mom When….
Sep
19th
- You worry about peeling a little when laughing
- You find yourself randomly swaying without child, usually while in line at the grocery store
- Your biceps have become insanely strong, especially the left if right-handed
- You find yourself instantly bonded to other moms
- You ask yourself daily “is this normal?”
- You are shocked if you have three meals in one day
- You now understand why your mom could open pickles jars but not your dad
- You master a two minute shower.
- Shaving your legs is a luxury and you’ve decided overrated
- You’re cooking dinner involves a microwave
- You give yourself a mini high five after a productive day
- You’re suddenly ambidextrous
- You’ve learned to cherish a warm meal