You Know You’re A Mom When….

Sep 19th

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  • You worry about peeling a little when laughing
  • You find yourself randomly swaying without child, usually while in line at the grocery store
  • Your biceps have become insanely strong, especially the left if right-handed
  • You find yourself instantly bonded to other moms
  • You ask yourself daily “is this normal?”
  • You are shocked if you have three meals in one day
  • You now understand why your mom could open pickles jars but not your dad
  • You master a two minute shower.
  • Shaving your legs is a luxury and you’ve decided overrated
  • You’re cooking dinner involves a microwave
  • You give yourself a mini high five after a productive day
  • You’re suddenly ambidextrous
  • You’ve learned to cherish a warm meal